dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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