I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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