Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
My vagina is officially offended.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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