some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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