How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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