he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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