what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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