do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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