Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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