Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
There r osticjed everywhere
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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