It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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