i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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