How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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