I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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