Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
