They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
