Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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