I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Randomize
