is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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