peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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