I didn't shave. On purpose
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize
