a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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