We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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