Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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