Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i drank out of a bidet.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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