I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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