She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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