I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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