they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
