so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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