How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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