conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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