If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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