OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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