Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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