Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think a kid would responsible me up
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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