is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Boobs speak an international language.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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