Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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