I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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