Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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