When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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