I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you traded sex for a burrito?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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