I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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