her vagine was all disorganized.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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