i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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