You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
