she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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