I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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