Sry I called you an 8
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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