Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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