Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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