Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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