I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Sponge bath it is.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Randomize