i wish peter jackson would direct porn
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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