All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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