If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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