I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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