Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I love you.
Bad choice
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
